“I’m not scared of gay people, I just don’t want a game that want’s to suck my dick while my boyfriend’s fucking me in the ass!”

I about died laughing.

ME3 :

Cortez : I miss my husband :’(

Me : SHUT UP CORTEZ! I don’t care about your man meat, I WANT LEGION BACK! HE WAS THE GREATES WALKING TOASTER EVER!